
Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up
Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.
Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz
Silent Hill. You’re this guy, or this girl, depending on which game you play in the series, and you end up in this town where you can barely see and every time you try to go in a door it’s like “THE LOCK IS BROKEN I CAN’T OPEN THIS.” Also the acting is awful, and there’s literally no story, it’s just like “Oh hey shit is happening and stuff, also monsters.” and the characters all tell you that there’s some overlying story but there isn’t one. Also the ending of one is there’s a corgi pulling switches and it barks a song.
Call of Duty a game with constant getting thrown on your ass and people shoot at you. All the characters you’ve come to love die. And the only one that survives is a possibly psycotic old guy that brutally beats you up and in his perspective watches you get a .44 to the head.




